Okay, we get it - you love attention, you're attractive and you want to be someone with deep, comical yet meaningful insight. The problem is you have a few people who are not missing the opportunity to call out your bullshit in front of your fans. These critics who are quick witted and think they have you figured out are lining up at your home plate and hitting your best pitches out the park with no fucks given. Their ballsy asses even bunt the post when you end it with a hashtag "this isn't up for debate." They don't care, it's social media, and they're going for the jugular, and the crowd is going wild over their response to your now mediocre post.
Now if you are hot, pretty, handsome, and trendy then you have a better chance of getting your statements across home plate with awesome strikeouts while inexperienced batters are eating your banter up. However, when you come across more experience batters who know you and examine your finessing ways - well, it doesn't matter what type of curve ball you throw at them they're going to hit it.
What can you do to avoid these kinds of batters? I suggest a couple of options (a) think before you post (b) find room to laugh at yourself (c) don't take it personally - you're popular (d) reflect and agree (e) totally ignore them or (f) block their disrespectful asses LOL just joking ;).
I haven't been on this planet that long but I know enough to know that everyone isn't over-analyzing your posts the way your smart followers do. In today's world you can't just makeup shit and sound prophetic neither can you steal meme's words and make them work in your favor. Everyone is plugged into social media and someone, somewhere, especially if they are an intelligent clap backer and a pop culture expert will call you out on your shit. They are the umpire to your best pitches and will let you know if you throw a foul ball.
So the best advice I can give you trendy folks out there is to filter your audience. Manipulate the view of your post so that the intelligent-clap-backer-hitters won't be able to score a homerun on your over indulging post and only share your fastballs with those who are too slow to hit it or get it.